Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...