Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...