Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Democrats V. Republicans
Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS——————————————————————-criminals...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...