Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...