Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...