New person in prison
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Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Talk to the judge
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Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Real opcodes
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Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...