Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.