What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...