Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
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Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
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I’m trying to prove a point
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Annoying phone calls
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Felines
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