What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)