Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Meet Bubba’s Family!
Hi y’all…muh name id’s Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me… Mom said...