The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...