How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...