The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...