The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
The medical student was asked four reasons…
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’smilk was better for babies than...