Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...