Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.