Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...