Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...