Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...