Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...