Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...