Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.