Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...