What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...