Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...