What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...