Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...