La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Can you relate to this!
Can any of you relate to these “addiction” quips? I sure can The last...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....