The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...