K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...