Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...