Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...