Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
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Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
No Balls?
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Bad computer viruses
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A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Weight Control
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