What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.