Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...