Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.