I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...