A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...