Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!