Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...