Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...