Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...