A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...