Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Photographer works
|There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...