Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...