Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...