Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.