A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...