Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!